BLOODY MARY SHOTS, LaQ

Shots! - Bloody Mary - Bloody Mary shower gel is coffee? damn. Red like your old man's organ on Valentine's Day*. A sensual, short dress, because no one remembers what club it is, what place it is, but nothing works better than a red dress. Red like passion? Your guy after 3 beers and lipstick on his shirt after a company party where only his friends were there. Red like the blood that comes to you it floods because you hear "mamooo!?" for the hundredth time in an hour. Sounds familiar? Remember that you need a ten muscles to show a grimace of anger on his face, and only three to draw. Middle finger. Don't overwork yourself. Relax? during a hot bath and wash off the bloody Mary's been pissed all day long. *Heart, you pervert